A total win for Texas and NextDoor

Every once in a while the really important stuff comes along.  This is one of those times.  This was posted on our neighborhood nextdoor.

Coyote Deterrent! In order to protect our pets and small children, I am asking the city to unleash 10,000 road runners into our neighborhoods. I used to watch wildlife tv shows produced by Warner Bros. that showed road runners stopping coyotes by dropping them off cliffs, blowing up with dynamite, and crushing with pianos. Please join me at the next city council meeting and make your voices heard. We need road runners!